Coming to age in America

As we all come to age in America the simple pleasures of our past life seem to disappear. These pleasures are then replaced by a various number of monotonous tasks such as going to work, paying bills, and of course the unencumbered pressures by one’s mother to produce offspring, or mistakes

When I was growing up I clearly remember learning the phrase “you learn through your mistakes.” I, however, have begun to see these “mistakes” quite differently. As a child of the Facebook era, I am bombarded on a daily basis of pictures of “mistakes,” and the “happiness” which it brings these individuals which created them. This “happiness” has created the need for massive amount of antacids and numerous trips to a therapist.

Upon further review of those who have created these “mistakes” it only takes three kindergarteners to realize that the current gene pool has been tainted. It has been tainted by the need to glorify one’s “mistakes” on the social networks. Today’s social networks should not only be used to display one’s “mistakes” but to also educate those on what “mistakes” should not be made. As a whole our country is not learning from these “mistakes” and the immanent future seems grim.

If you begin to study those who have made these “mistakes” you will begin to recognize why this is such a problem. This morning alone I noticed the guy who used to eat super glue in high school has produced two “mistakes,” both of which will surely grow up to do the same. This not only places a burden on this countries supply of super glue but will surely affect the collective cognitive ability of our country as a whole.

 In closing, this is a plea to save our country. If you see a “producer” displaying their “mistakes” in public let them know. If you do not, your future will be doomed. A new generation of useless individuals, such as the cast of Glee, or the entire state of Alabama will surely destroy our way of life as we know it.